Spooky Story Night: A Theatrical Invocation of the Macabre
The esteemed Society for the Prevention of Untimely Burial beseeches your presence at a most singular gathering—an evening steeped in tales of the uncanny, potions most diabolical, and the haunting strains of melancholic melodies.
[We’re reading spooky stories.]
Don thy capes and cloaks, dear souls!
[Wear a cape, FFS!]
Have you heard the harrowing tale of the Landlady and her sinister collection of dashing, young tenants? Such morbid curiosities and more shall be unveiled by three intrepid thespians amidst an intimate, shadow-drenched atmosphere. It is prudent, dear friends, to leave a missive for your beloveds, lest they find themselves bereft of your company in the wake of the night’s unfolding horrors.
[Tell your friends where you’re going, just in case.]
Two acts shall transpire: the first at the stroke of 7:30 and the second at 9:30 PM. Both presentations, shrouded in intrigue, include a malevolent welcome libation (a non-alcoholic elixir shall be available, as ever, at the venerable Wolf).
[There will be two presentations, buy tickets accordingly.]
Those who arrive garbed in thematic vestments shall be rewarded with a complimentary dram of potent delight!
[Wear a costume, get a free well shot.]